Social battery at 1%? Overthinking a text from three days ago? Congratulations — you’ve unlocked Spiral Mode. This sweatshirt is perfect for those moments when words are hard, but passive-aggressive silence is easy. Let everyone know you’re in a mental freefall without the awkward small talk.
Perfect for:
Pretending to be “just tired.”
Making “self-care” decisions that are actually just DoorDash and denial.
Staring into the void but in, like, a really aesthetic way.
Throw it on, cancel plans, and spiral responsibly. Add to cart — before you start questioning it.
Product features - Made with a medium-heavy fabric blend of 50% cotton and 50% polyester for ultimate comfort. - Embroidery decoration available on left or center chest, allowing for personalization. - Ribbed knit collar provides elasticity and shape retention, ensuring a stylish look. - Ethically produced using 100% US-grown cotton, aligning with sustainable practices. - Double-needle stitching for enhanced durability, making this sweatshirt a lasting choice.
Care instructions - Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F) - Non-chlorine: bleach as needed - Tumble dry: low heat - Do not iron - Do not dryclean
