Can't Talk I'm Spiraling Sweatshirt
Can't Talk I'm Spiraling Sweatshirt
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Social battery at 1%? Overthinking a text from three days ago? Congratulations — you’ve unlocked Spiral Mode. This sweatshirt is perfect for those moments when words are hard, but passive-aggressive silence is easy. Let everyone know you’re in a mental freefall without the awkward small talk.
Perfect for:
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Pretending to be “just tired.”
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Making “self-care” decisions that are actually just DoorDash and denial.
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Staring into the void but in, like, a really aesthetic way.
Throw it on, cancel plans, and spiral responsibly. Add to cart — before you start questioning it.
Product features
- Made with a medium-heavy fabric blend of 50% cotton and 50% polyester for ultimate comfort.
- Embroidery decoration available on left or center chest, allowing for personalization.
- Ribbed knit collar provides elasticity and shape retention, ensuring a stylish look.
- Ethically produced using 100% US-grown cotton, aligning with sustainable practices.
- Double-needle stitching for enhanced durability, making this sweatshirt a lasting choice.
Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Do not iron
- Do not dryclean
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