Ever feel like the world is just a little too much? Like every car horn is a personal attack? Say no more—literally. This hoodie does all the talking so you don't have to. Perfect for:
Dramatic exits from family gatherings.
Avoiding conversations at the grocery store.
Letting people know the group chat notifications were in fact too much.
Throw it on, shut down, and embrace the bliss of selective interaction. After all, self-care is saying "Shut up, I'm overstimulated" without ever moving your lips. Add to cart now, before even thinking about it becomes too much.
Features
Medium-heavy 50% cotton and 50% polyester for warmth and a cozy feel.
Classic fit with a pouch pocket, tear-away label, and color-matched drawcord for comfort and style.
Double-lined hood adds extra durability and a polished look.
Made with 100% ethically grown US cotton, adhering to the US Cotton Trust Protocol.
