Why settle for words of affirmation when you can spiral dramatically instead? This hoodie speaks for itself — and for you — when your favorite coping mechanism is making questionable life choices with confidence. Wear your truth loud and proud. Self-awareness is sexy.
Perfect for:
Ghosting someone who was actually kind of nice.
Doomscrolling instead of answering texts.
Telling your therapist, “I’m fine, I swear.”
Slip into this hoodie and embrace your inner agent of destruction. Because why break generational trauma when you can just break down instead?
Add to cart — you know you’re going to overthink it anyway.
Product features - Spacious kangaroo pouch pocket for warmth - Adjustable drawstring hood for a custom fit - Made from 50% cotton and 50% polyester for softness and durability - Diverse printing methods for personalized designs - Ethically produced with sustainable materials ensuring comfort and quality
Care instructions - Tumble dry: medium - Iron, steam or dry: low heat - Do not dryclean - Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F) - Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
