Can't stop thinking about that one thing you said in 2014? Perfect. This hoodie is for you. Loud enough to let people know worrying is your cardio, but soft enough to comfort you while you replay every awkward interaction from the last decade.
Perfect for:
Second-guessing a perfectly fine email.
Mentally rehearsing conversations that may never happen.
Convincing yourself that “It’s not that deep” while knowing it absolutely is.
Don’t think twice — actually, definitely think twice, then overthink it one more time. Add to cart before the existential dread kicks in.
Product features - Spacious kangaroo pouch pocket for warmth - Adjustable drawstring hood for customization - Designed without side seams for a smooth finish - Made from a resilient 50/50 cotton-polyester blend - Embroidery option available for a personalized touch
Care instructions - Tumble dry: medium - Iron, steam or dry: low heat - Do not dryclean - Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F) - Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
