Can't stop thinking about that one thing you said in 2014? Perfect. This sweatshirt is for you. Loud enough to let people know worrying is your cardio, but soft enough to comfort you while you replay every awkward interaction from the last decade.
Perfect for:
Second-guessing a perfectly fine email.
Mentally rehearsing conversations that may never happen.
Convincing yourself that “It’s not that deep” while knowing it absolutely is.
Don’t think twice — actually, definitely think twice, then overthink it one more time. Add to cart before the existential dread kicks in.
Product features - Knit in one piece for reduced waste - Highly elastic ribbed collar retains shape - Embroidery available on left or center chest - Medium-heavy fabric for cozy warmth - Ethically produced with US cotton
Care instructions - Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F) - Non-chlorine: bleach as needed - Tumble dry: low heat - Do not iron - Do not dryclean
