Why settle for words of affirmation when you can spiral dramatically instead? This sweatshirt speaks for itself — and for you — when your favorite coping mechanism is making questionable life choices with confidence. Wear your truth loud and proud. Self-awareness is sexy.
Perfect for:
Ghosting someone who was actually kind of nice.
Doomscrolling instead of answering texts.
Telling your therapist, “I’m fine, I swear.”
Slip into this hoodie and embrace your inner agent of destruction. Because why break generational trauma when you can just break down instead?
Add to cart — you know you’re going to overthink it anyway.
Product features - Made from a cozy 50% cotton and 50% polyester blend. - Features a unique, bold front graphic and a subtle back print. - Designed for adults with a classic fit for comfort. - Ethically produced with 100% US-grown cotton and OEKO-TEX-certified dyes. - Double-needle stitching ensures durability and long-lasting wear.
Care instructions - Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F) - Non-chlorine: bleach as needed - Tumble dry: low heat - Do not iron - Do not dryclean
