Sorry, what was that? Couldn’t hear you over the deafening roar of existential dread. This sweatshirt is the perfect fit for anyone who’s ever nodded along in a conversation because your anxiety is louder than any words you pretend to listen to.
Perfect for:
Letting your friends know why you keep asking them to repeat things.
Pretending to listen while planning your next mental escape.
Spiraling mid-conversation and nodding like you’re paying attention.
Why explain yourself when your hoodie can do it for you? Add to cart and give your social anxiety a well-deserved break.
Product features - Without side seams for a cleaner look - Ribbed collar retains shape and fit - Embroidery options on chest - Durable double-needle stitching - Made with ethically sourced cotton
Care instructions - Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F) - Non-chlorine: bleach as needed - Tumble dry: low heat - Do not iron - Do not dryclean
