Sorry, what was that? Couldn’t hear you over the deafening roar of existential dread. This hoodie is the perfect fit for anyone who’s ever nodded along in a conversation because your anxiety is louder than any words you pretend to listen to.
Perfect for:
Letting your friends know why you keep asking them to repeat things. `
Pretending to listen while planning your next mental escape.
Spiraling mid-conversation and nodding like you’re paying attention.
Why explain yourself when your hoodie can do it for you? Add to cart and give your social anxiety a well-deserved break.
Product features - Spacious kangaroo pouch pocket to keep hands warm - Adjustable drawstring hood for a customizable fit - Crafted without side seams for a sleeker design - Made from a durable blend of 50% cotton and 50% polyester - Ethically produced with sustainable methods
Care instructions - Tumble dry: medium - Iron, steam or dry: low heat - Do not dryclean - Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F) - Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
