Social battery at 1%? Overthinking a text from three days ago? Congratulations — you’ve unlocked Spiral Mode. This hoodie is perfect for those moments when words are hard, but passive-aggressive silence is easy. Let everyone know you’re in a mental freefall without the awkward small talk.
Perfect for:
Pretending to be “just tired.”
Making “self-care” decisions that are actually just DoorDash and denial.
Staring into the void but in, like, a really aesthetic way.
Throw it on, cancel plans, and spiral responsibly. Add to cart — before you start questioning it.
Product features - Spacious kangaroo pouch pocket for warmth and convenience - Adjustable drawstring hood with a stylish touch - Eco-friendly design with no side seams for a cleaner look - Made from a soft and durable 50% cotton, 50% polyester blend - Available embroidery options for personalized touches
Care instructions - Tumble dry: medium - Iron, steam or dry: low heat - Do not dryclean - Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F) - Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
